HUMANSON PAYROLLThe course · £47
THE CV COURSE / HUMANS ON PAYROLL

GOOD AT
YOUR JOB.
BAD AT
SELLING IT?

You’ve done the work. Now put it into words that make someone want to meet you.

Find the work that makes you stand out, put it into words, and tailor your CV to the job you want.

15 short lessonsAt your own pacePractical, from the start
“I did all that.
Why didn’t I write it?”
Oh. Now we’re
talking.
CECE✦
OPERATIONS COORDINATOR
Recovered £18,000
in duplicate invoices.
Cut late deliveries
by more than half.
THAT’S
MORE LIKE IT.
CeCe, in her yellow blazer and pink glassesPolly, the recruiter
SAME CECE. MUCH BETTER CV.
REAL WORK.✦BETTER WORDS.✦NO CORPORATE WAFFLE.✦VERY HUMAN.
01 / THE PROBLEM ISN’T YOUR EXPERIENCE

YOUR CV SAYS WHAT YOU DID.
BUT DOES IT SAY WHY IT MATTERED?

“Responsible for…” doesn’t tell the whole story. Let’s give your work the credit it deserves.

CeCe

This is CeCe.
She thought she
“just did her job”.

THE OLD CV

“Responsible for supplier deliveries.”

A duty. Anyone in the role could write it.
THE NEW CV

“Cut late deliveries from 1 in 5 to 1 in 12 by rebuilding the supplier booking schedule, so stores stopped running out of stock.”

Your action. Your result. A reason to care.

Illustrative examples from CeCe’s fictional CV. Your CV will use your own work and honest results.

THE QUESTION EVERYONE’S ASKING

WHY NOT JUST
ASK CHATGPT?

You can. AI can help you write and polish a CV. But give it vague details and you might get a polished CV that sounds like everyone else’s.

Your best evidence is in the work you’ve actually done. This course helps you find it, put it into words, and make it relevant to the job you want.

01

FIND THE WORK YOU FORGOT TO MENTION

Spot the problems you solved, the changes you made and the results you thought were “just your job”.

02

SHOW WHY IT MATTERED

Turn those details into clear achievements, so an employer can see what you bring.

03

MAKE IT FIT THE JOB

Choose the evidence and words that match the role. You’ll also see how AI can help spot useful keywords without taking over your CV.

YOUR EXPERIENCE. YOUR WORDS. A CV THAT SOUNDS LIKE YOU.

REAL CLIENT RESULTS

LESS GUESSING.
MORE RESPONSES.

Our clients receive a response to 50% of their applications on average. Our strongest results have reached 80%.

Results from our previous work with clients. Individual results vary.

50%average response rate
80%strongest results

I’ve been watching your content and changed my CV and covering letter thanks to you. And guess what… I handed my notice in at Red Bull today and secured myself a girlboss job at PepsiCo.

Always know your worth xx

Got a promotion!

Got that MoJ job!!! Woop

I do have an interview on Monday with Amazon!

Hi there! I’ve got news, actually. I wasn’t able to make it to the UK, but after some careful—and a little stubborn—research, I got an offer from a company in Brussels.

I ended up getting offers from two of those places and just accepted an offer today!

Thank you so much for your help. I definitely think it made the difference in getting me those interviews!

My experience working in Canada for US companies definitely got me noticed!

INTERVIEW!!!!

And you deserve to be a super successful coach!!!!!

I spent a year not even being called.

I worked on my CV with you. Now I have interviews with the biggest companies.

02 / MORE THAN ANOTHER SAVED TEMPLATE

FINISH WITH
SOMETHING
YOU CAN SEND.

Watch a lesson. Make one change.
Then keep going.

01

A master CV you’re proud of

A clear structure, a strong personal statement and achievements that show what you can do.

02

Your own bank of achievements

Find the wins you’ve forgotten. Keep them in one place, ready for your next application.

03

A way to tailor, without starting over

Learn which parts to change and which words to use. Aim for 10–15 minutes once you’ve practised.

03 / HERE’S THE PLAN

SMALL LESSONS.
BIG “OH, THAT’S HOW”.

15 videos. Around 5 minutes each.
Cartoon office moments, clear examples
and a change to make after every lesson.

01—04

See your CV through a recruiter’s eyes

Understand what gets in the way before you start rewriting.

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  1. Welcome, and how this course worksStart with one change
  2. Why generic CVs stopped workingMake the fit clear
  3. Five common CV mistakesKnow what to fix
  4. What a recruiter sees firstMake the first look count
05—08

Build the right CV for your next move

Structure, length, career gaps and choosing what belongs.

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  1. Your CV, top to bottomGet the structure right
  2. How far back, gaps, and how longKeep what matters
  3. If you know what job you wantFocus your evidence
  4. If you’re open to different rolesShow transferable skills
09—13

Turn “I just did my job” into evidence

Find your wins. Explain your impact. Sound like yourself.

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  1. Find your achievementsBuild your evidence bank
  2. “But my job has no numbers”Find honest ways to measure
  3. High-energy wordsOwn your contribution
  4. The personal statement formulaExplain what you bring
  5. The achievement formula: good to bestShow why it mattered
14—15

Make it feel written for that job

A repeatable routine for your next application. And the next.

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  1. Tailoring, part 1: speak their languageUse the right words
  2. Tailoring, part 2: tone and readabilityMake the fit easy to spot

The watching takes about 75 minutes. The useful bit is the work you do between lessons. Set aside a day, or take it one lesson at a time.

A CARTOON OFFICE. VERY REAL PROBLEMS.

YOU’VE MET
THESE PEOPLE.

CeCe does brilliant work. Polly has a pile of CVs to read. And Bill? Bill somehow gets the credit.

The Humans on Payroll office makes the lessons easier to follow. Our advice comes from our experience in career coaching and navigating job searches.

CeCe
CECEThe overlooked achiever.
Bill
BILLTakes the credit.
Polly
POLLYReads the CVs.
04 / YOUR NEXT APPLICATION STARTS HERE

LESS STARING
AT A BLANK PAGE.
MORE “THAT’S ME”.

For you if you’ve done good work, but your CV isn’t making that clear.

  • You keep applying and hearing nothing back.
  • You struggle to explain your achievements.
  • You want a new role, without rewriting everything.

This course focuses on your CV. It doesn’t include a personal CV review, interview coaching or a job guarantee.

HUMANS ON PAYROLL

THE CV COURSE

£47one payment

A practical way to put your work into words.

  • 15 short, self-paced video lessons
  • Step-by-step CV walkthroughs
  • Personal statement and achievement formulas
  • Your own achievement bank, built as you go
  • A repeatable tailoring routine

We’ll send you a cheeky discount too!

05 / GOOD QUESTIONS

BEFORE
YOU ASK.

John, the boss
Can’t I just ask ChatGPT to write my CV?+

You can use ChatGPT to help. This course shows you how to find your strongest achievements, explain their impact and choose the right evidence for each job. It also shows you how to use AI to spot useful keywords while keeping your CV truthful and in your own words.

Is this for me if I’m changing careers?+

Yes. There’s a lesson on applying for different roles and using a skills-based CV. You’ll learn to make relevant experience easier to see, even when your old job title looks different.

What if I don’t have impressive numbers?+

There’s a whole lesson on that. You’ll look at things like time saved, people helped, volume and accuracy. You’ll use evidence you can support, without making up results.

How long will it take?+

The 15 videos are planned to be around five minutes each. Allow extra time to work on your CV. You can set aside a day, or complete one or two lessons a day at your own pace.

Do I need a CV already?+

No. Bring your current CV or start with a blank document. You’ll work through the structure, your experience and the words to use, step by step.

Will someone review my CV?+

This is a self-study course. You’ll use worked examples and the lesson instructions to improve your own CV. A personal CV review or coaching call is not included.

Will this guarantee an interview?+

No course can promise that. You’ll learn to present your experience clearly and tailor it to the role. Hiring decisions also depend on the employer, other applicants and the job market.

Can I buy it now?+

Not yet. The course is being prepared. The price will be £47, and checkout will open when it’s ready.

WORK IS WEIRD.
GETTING AHEAD SHOULDN’T BE.

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